What's black and has one leg?
* A black guy with one leg.What's black, has two legs and bleeds?
* Half a black dog.What's black, has three legs and bleeds?
* 3/4 of the dog.
How many chainsaws does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
* None, chainsaws don't screw in lightbulbs, they just RUIN YOUR SHIT!Know any dead baby jokes?