Dumb Jokes


What's black and has one leg?

* A black guy with one leg.
What's black, has two legs and bleeds?
* Half a black dog.
What's black, has three legs and bleeds?
* 3/4 of the dog.

How many chainsaws does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

* None, chainsaws don't screw in lightbulbs, they just RUIN YOUR SHIT!
Know any dead baby jokes?

Write jokes to me god damn it. I demand jokes!!