Dumb Jokes

Andre

What's black and has one leg?

* A black guy with one leg.

What's black, has two legs and bleeds?

* Half a black dog.

What's black, has three legs and bleeds?

* 3/4 of the dog.

How many chainsaws does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

* None, chainsaws don't screw in lightbulbs, they just RUIN YOUR SHIT!

Know any dead baby jokes?

Write jokes to me god damn it. I demand jokes!!