My List

 

Yes, this is my list. My list of what, you ask? Well...it's kind of like Father Christmas.
There's a good list, and there's a bad list. These are the things that irk me and that make me smile.

 

These will be updated as things continue to plague me. Last updated Nov. 5, 2002.

 

The "Make me Smile" List

Person, Place, or Thing

Why?

Kevin

My Soulmate. :)

My Mum

She's my Mum!

Christmas Stores

Reminding me that there's life outside school.

Jetsgo

:)

Ryo no hito...

who are polite and nice.

The Cafeteria

For making broiled beef and chicken kiev!

UBC

For having a nihonjin residence.

IHOP

International Passport Breakfast

Lion King

For blowing me away!

MyDearDiary

For giving me a place to write my epic.

 

The Irk List

Person, Place, or Thing Why?

Milton

For writing Paradise Lost.

Donne

For writing Ecstasy.

Virgil

For ripping off the Odyssey.

Bartok

He's smarter than me.

People...

who think that I can't manage my own life

People...

who think I'm not working my butt of at school b/c I'm in a "distracting" long-distance relationship

Verona Post

For not getting that letter to Romeo on time.

Consumption

Moulin Rouge

York

Schmork

Open Diary

For destroying two years worth of writing.

Morphology

For existing.

Beer

It's a waste of time.

TV

For cancelling all the good shows, especially
Beauty and the Beast and Gargoyles

S.

For saying one shouldn't write about
love if they're not in love.
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