Department of Linguistics
University of Toronto
Sidney Smith Hall, 4th Floor
100 St. George Street
Toronto, Ontario M5S 3G3
Canada
Personal Information
I am married to a beautiful woman named Kyla. We have two children: TJ (age 10) and Hannah (age 8).
Funny things my kids say...
Hannah: |
On June 21st... "My teacher said that today is the longest day of the year, but I think the days we drive to Ottawa are even longer." (2006) |
TJ: |
"I thought Einstein was that green monster guy with the nails sticking out of the side of his head." (2006) |
Hannah: |
On Christmas eve... "Tomorrow is Jesus' birthday. I bet he's pretty excited!” (2005) |
TJ: |
"When I retire I'm going to watch Star Wars movies every day.” (2005) |
Hannah: |
"My pajamas are inside out and I don't know how to right side up them!" (2005) |
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Nanny: TJ: |
"Do you like hot dogs?" "Well, actually, I don"t really like the dog part." |
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TJ: Hannah: TJ: Hannah: |
"I'm going out to play.” "Wait for me!” "I"m going out now.” "Okay, but wait to have fun!” |
Kyla: |
Looking at jackets in a men's clothing catalogue... "Do you think Daddy would look handsome in that?” |
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Hannah: |
"Yeah, but maybe not quite as handsome as that guy." |
Hannah: |
After her foot fell asleep... "My foot feels fizzy!" (2005) |
TJ: |
In the toy store... "I think I need to get out of here because I'm starting to covet." (2005) |
Hannah: |
"Is heaven a cloud?" (2005) |
Paul: |
"Auntie Lydia is at the hospital right now having a baby. By the time you wake up tomorrow you will have a new cousin. It might be a girl cousin or a boy cousin." |
Hannah: |
"But how will we know if it's a girl baby or a boy baby if it doesn't have any hair?" |