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Whatzzit - April 2006
Which is your favourite evil duo - February/March 2006
Who are you voting for - January 2006
Who is your favourite character - December 2005
What is your favourite mystical creature - November 2005
Whatzzit? (Click here for a picture.)
Poll closed on April 30, 2006.
Summary: That was the craziest road sign I have ever seen.
By popular vote, I have declared that you must watch out for
turtles when you are in Western Australia. Turtles with really
long necks? I tried to trick y'all, but I guess it didn't work.
I was really convinced it was a 4-legged emu...Come on, if you really
squint your eyes...
Go vote in the new poll!
Total Number of Votes: 20
Summary: Crikey! What a surprising finish in the results. Yogi and Boo-boo
in a tie with Alex (or parts of Alex? how is that possible in an evil DUO poll?).
And the only 'evil' thing Yogi might do is steal a pic-a-nic basket. Not too many
other surprises; most of the teams are pretty weak. I thought Statler and
Waldorf might give Yogi and Boo-boo a run for their money. Although, Yogi is
smarter than the average bear (hey, hey, hey, hey...), I have to give the
final tie-break to Alex because those are hard-core kidneys.
Go vote in the new poll!
Total Number of Votes: 16
Summary: Well folks, the results are in! Jim Harris of the Green Party is the new Prime Minister of Canada!
HA! That's as likely as Hamas getting elected to power in Palestine! So...there's still hope! (Has anyone noticed I have ended
all my sentences in exclamation marks? Except for that one. And that one. And that one. But they weren't technically sentences,
no verb or predicate!)
Thank you for all that did come out and do their duty as Canadian citizens. Heh, duty... Go vote in the new poll!
Total Number of Votes: 16
Summary: It was a tough battle fought by tough people (that Brazilian haymaker came out of nowhere!)
In the end, there weren't too many surprises.
Thanks again for participating and check out the new poll!
Average Number of Votes: 15.75
Veronica Lodge (10 votes) Summary: The Dragon has been voted your favourite mystical creature!
Either by its lethal combination of fire-breathing and flight abilities,
or because of a certain person's extreme dislike for
Sesame Street characters brought on by a troubled childhood.
The hobbit also deserves an honourable mention for third place.
Snuffalufagus managed to grab 19% of the vote, probably due to the nostalagic feeling of
cookie monsters, large birds, and green, grouchy things that live in garbage cans.
Yip Yip Yip Yip, uhHUH.
Thank you to all who participated in this integral study of the human psyche.
Now go back and vote in the new poll!
Total Number of Votes: 52
Oompa Loompa (1 vote)
Wombat (0 votes)
0%
A dingo that looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way (2 votes) 10%
Turtle (10 votes)
50%
Four-legged Emu (1 vote)
5%
Roadkill, done the Chuck Norris way (0 votes)
0%
Wallaby (1 vote)
5%
Extinct Megafauna (1 vote)
5%
Other (5 votes)
25%
The 'Others'
Chuck Norris after I was through with him
amradillo
anteater
Roadkill, a car hit august.
Which is your favourite evil duo?
Poll closed on March 31, 2006.
Statler & Waldorf (2 votes)
13%
Boris & Natasha (0 votes)
0%
Bebop & Rocksteady (2 votes)
13%
Beastly & Shrieky (0 votes)
0%
Yogi & Boo-boo (5 votes)
31%
Marv & Harry (2 votes)
13%
Jasper & Horace (0 votes)
0%
Other (5 votes)
31%
WHY?
Yogi & Boo-boo: They are just too cool.
Other - my left and right kidneys august!: they can punch through 10 men each, and thats without trying
Other - my left and right fist august!: they can punch through 10 men each, and thats without trying
Bebop & Rocksteady: Cool Weapons
Other - Batman and Robin: tights are evil
Marv & Harry: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other - Me and Myself: cause Alex is one bad mofo
Other - me and myself: were two crazy evil bastards
Bebop & Rocksteady: cause theyre old school
Statler & Waldorf: I get all my jokes from them.
Statler & Waldorf: old people
Who are you voting for?
Poll closed on January 31, 2006.
These poll results were in NO way tampered with (similar to the Palestinian elections). Two conservative
votes DID NOT get 'accidentally' deleted. The Animal Lovers and Commies didn't get any votes, but I attribute that to low
voter turn-out, not to stupid platforms. Only about 0.000000778% of eligible voters plus one ineligible Jap decided to come out
to the polls. When the conservative government collapses in a few months and we spend another 250 million on an election,
hopefully there will be better proportionality.
Environment Voters (0 votes)
0%
Bloc Québécois (2 votes) 13%
Canadian Action Party (1 votes)
6%
Communist Party (0 votes)
0%
Conservative Party (2 votes)
13%
First Nations Party (1 votes)
6%
Green Party (3 votes)
19%
Liberal Party (2 votes)
13%
Marijuana Party (1 votes)
6%
New Democratic Party (2 votes)
13%
Not Voting for Anyone (2 votes)
13%
WHY?
First Nations Party: can't forget them injuns
Canadian Action Party: Canadian ACTION Party, Last ACTION Hero... need I say more?
NDP: The only one with 3 words in their name.
Not Voting: Your Japanese American friend can't vote
Bloc Québécois: Saieed's bein funny
Green Party: The Green Party's policies reflect the kind of society I would like to live in
Bloc Québécois: lets get rid of those frenchies already
Not Voting: votings for chumps
Who is your favourite character?
Poll closed on December 31, 2005.
Veronica beat out Betty because most people go for the money
(but Betty is by far the better of the two).
Wilma had a surprisingly poor showing (I still maintain the food angle, it's tough to cook brontosaurus burgers to perfection every night.)
Homer got his ass whooped, probably due to the fact that Family Guy is the supreme reigning king of cartoon family comedies.
Going into this, I knew George and Cosmo would be duking it out in the back alleys of New York. But I will leave the
battle to rage on until the ends of time.
62%
Betty Cooper (6 votes)
38%
Betty Rubble (12 votes)
75%
Wilma Flintstone (4 votes)
25%
Peter Griffin (10 votes)
67%
Homer Simpson (5 votes)
33%
George Costanza (8 votes)
50%
Cosmo Kramer (8 votes)
50%
Betty VS Veronica
Unknown says: Betty, Betty has a mean roundhouse kick, which Veronica's Brazilian haymaker punch won't stand a chance
Betty VS Wilma
August says: Wilma, I've always had a thing for redheads, Lucille Ball, Carrot Top...
Unknown says: Betty, Brunettes > Redheads FACT
Homer VS Peter
cockface killah says: Peter, i want to touch his tits
August says: Homer, At least Homer still has a job! Peter doesn't work anywhere anymore, and he gets annoying.
Alexander says: Peter, lots of cushion for the pushin
Alexai says: Peter, peters name is peter!
Unknown says: Peter, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE $15 SPENDING LIMIT!!!
George VS Kramer
afjal says: George, ah the every man loser within
cockface killah says: George, i want to touch his tits
Alexander says: George, hes a mans man
Alex says: George, more of my kinda man
Unknown says: Kramer, Noone can win to a guy named COSMO
Unknown says: Kramer, How can you not love someone wears clothes from the 60s, has a hairdo that’s rarely seen on this planet, and who falls asleep with butter on and burns his entire body?......Giddy UP
What is your favourite mystical creature?
Poll closed on November 30, 2005.
2%
Eskimo (1 vote)
2%
Unicorn (2 votes)
4%
Hobbit (8 votes)
15%
Dragon (23 votes)
44%
Orc (1 vote)
2%
Gremlin (1 vote)
2%
Liger (2 votes)
4%
Snuffalufagus (10 votes)
19%
Ogre (1 vote)
2%
You're crazy! (2 votes)
4%