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Name: some really fit canadian chick
Date: Wednesday, November 8, 2006 at 22:25:47

who is that hot english guy Christopher Barrington Harold Jefferies the 3rd, he looks so hot and so cool, he reminds me of a young james bond with his smouldering good looks, he is just oozing charm and wit, WOW what a guy.

Name: August
Date: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 at 14:21:49

Awwww, thanks guys, you two are so sweet. Especially you Carlos, like pixie stix. I'll gladly help you wax AND shave anything you want, anytime ;).

Don't worry Kristin, I'm not having as much fun as it appears. Australia sucks, I just have to pretend I'm having a good time so my cool parents don't worry about me. I have the 'anti-website' in the works. It's the 'extra features' of behind-the-scenes making of August Battiston's website and trip to Oz. There are interviews from friends, director commentaries, and even an in-depth view of August's wardrobe and make-up artists! Hurry up an pre-order a copy now!!! (Limited supplies only, see store for details, batteries not included.)

Name: Cousin Kristin
Email: kristin.konieczny@gmail.com
Date: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 21:58:03

And here's Kristin being frank - jealously seeps into every bit of my soul as I browse your wonderful pictures and journal entries; I feel as though I want to live vicariously through all the enjoyment you're having.

Miss you August - can't wait to chill with you next year some time!

Kristin
PS: Sorry about the lack google-chat on Thanksgiving; I will make it up to you some how...

Name: Carlos
Date: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 at 14:33:53

Ok, first of all, great job on the pictures and witty/humorous comments, you definetely help me shave AND wax a cople of hours off my working schedule (not that I'm lazy, but there really is nothing to do). Furthermore, I'm a little surprised your parents visit this site, seeing as how they are cool parents, I shall restrain myself to using profane language and from now on I shall use more appealing words like "pooh" or "shucks". Anyway, keep in touch and unlike me, do not touch things that are flashy as they may very well possibly kill you.

Cheerio

Name: Son
Date: Wednesday, June 14, 2006 at 15:18:54

That's what I was afraid of. I guess this 'inter-net' thing is really catching on. Anyone can see what you put on the internet. And anything you do can be put on the internet really fast so that any can see it...case in point: Ming Lee .

Name: Mom
Date: Tuesday, June 13, 2006 at 18:26:34

Yes, August, it's true. Your Mom does venture into all parts of your website.

Name: monica
Date: Saturday, May 20, 2006 at 10:34:22

first of all, my name is NOT ming lee, i take high offense to that... damn dutchies... clearly asians aren't "hot" enough to warrant pics on websites... and second of all, if you know what's good for you, you will promptly remove that disgusting picture in which people from other parts of the world are now referring... if you know what's good for you... otherwise, be sure battiston.. i will kill you...no but seriously... that pic is AWFUL! TAKE IT OFF!!!!!!

monica

Name: Dennis
Date: Wednesday, May 17, 2006 at 02:44:43

Hehe, you know i'm always right, August. How the hell could you think that it was 'automatic monday'?! It just doesn't sound right in the song...Anyways, underneath you find part of a reaction of a friend of mine on my fairy weblog:

"Zie toch weer wat mooie foto's langskomen. Vooral ook van een of andere Canadees die een meester is in goede onderschriften. Verzoek uit Nederland om een goede fotoserie van de Chicerita's daar in Australie, want Ming Lee met fotocamera hebben we nu ook wel gezien ; )"

Translated: "I saw some nice pictures gain. Especially those pictures of some kind of Canadian guy who is a master in making good subtitles. Request from the Netherlands to take some pictures of the 'Chicerita's' (chicks) in Australia, because we have seen enough of Ming Lee with her camera"

Hehe, just don't show this to Monica :)

Name: August
Date: Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 10:55:43

ESE! Yeah, we were pretty cool back in high school. But you're a high roller now, two jobs, a car, and you're working for the government! You can easily take 2 or 3 weeks off, come down under, and we can tear up Australia just like we tore up Thunderbay and Armstrong.

Name: Carlos
Date: Friday, May 12, 2006 at 20:05:41

DUDE!!...

I saw the picture of us back in high school posted on the home page...i did have a killer 'stache.

I miss our antics.... come home man, i miss your skinny ass.

Piss out yo

Name: August
Date: Friday, April 28, 2006 at 10:01:02

You have now immortalized your famous sayings on my site. Congrats!! You forgot one more, though... "Sure".

And do not forget: Hockey (never use the word icehockey again) is great! The only sport to combine unparalleled speed, finesse, AND extreme brutality on frozen water. (How do you spell water in Dutch?) I cannot defend the fact hockey players wear protection, it does seem kind of weak to me. The real manly sports are rugby and aussie rules, those guys are bloody insane.

I still stand by what I say that football (I only used 'soccer' so that any Aussies reading this would not be confused with footy) is played by babies. I do amend my previous statement to say Continental European players (except the Netherlands) are all crying, diving babies.

Name: Dennish
Date: Thursday, April 27, 2006 at 00:48:32

"Yesterday, at Maccers..."
"I am freezing my balls off, it's ridiculous"
"Nothing AT ALL"
"Eating kebab tonight, Bill?" "Yeah"
"I'm fine with anything/I'm fine either way"

And do not forget: Football (never ever use the word soccer again) is NOT a pussy sport, it is actually the only real sport! Football players have no protection whatsoever, in contrast with icehockey players who wear fairy jackets...

Name: August
Date: Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 12:37:51

Becky! Thanks for the comment fellow ewb'er. And it did take until August, to get your comment up. (Think about that one.)

Africa! Does that mean ewb placement? We shall have to discuss this more over email or some other communicating device. I somehow managed to get on the ewb exec here (I think I was more forced into it, it was all over so fast).

Dancing, yes I am crappy, but to find that out, that means you had to look at my photo album... that means that some people are actually looking at my site! Whee!

Name: beck
Date: Monday, April 24, 2006 at 15:42:51

what the frig does it take to get a comment up here?
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssh. some website.

just saw the fine print. looks like im going to have to wait until....

august!
to get my comment up. hahah (im not funny, im aware)

hello from toronto.
looks like youre having a great time, a-dot.
whee! for EWB.
i will be galavanting through africa this summer,which may or may not be somewhat closer to australia than toronto.

it would seem that all of my comments are pretty redundant, so ill stop.

august battiston rocks. madill forever(?) (i use the question mark because theres the dreadful possibility that he may be dead by now)

peace out, og looks like your dance moves have improved since prom. ;-)
keep in touch, bud
beck- y

Name: beck
Date: Monday, April 24, 2006 at 15:27:20

dude, august.
good catching up with you in ottawa!

youre in australia! whee!
take care and live upwards
ciao
beck

Name: August
Date: Monday, April 24, 2006 at 10:21:32

Thanks for the heads up Deborah. I always appreciate when people point the little mistakes I have made. If you notice on the page, however, the comments about Montreal are on two different pictures. My opinions of Montreal had changed during the posting. My opinions are still changing. Montreal is now back to number three and North Bay is now the worst city in Canada (closely followed by Armstrong, Ontario as second worst.)

On another note...I am loving the activity and passion in the Comments section! I am obviously doing my job by insulting some people to the extent they are willing to type a message to me. I am a little perturbed, however, about the language being used. I don't like to be a Nazi and sensor every 'bad' word that I see. I just hope my mom doesn't read this part of the site...

Name: Deborah
Date: Sunday, April 23, 2006 at 02:47:27

August, what the fuck? I'm lookng at your quasi-interesting photos of parties you have been to and the adjoining comments - which I'm assuming are attempts to be clever or at the very least amusing - and while I agree that Toronto is the BEST city in Canada (and I'm not even from there)you have contradicting comments about Montreal!!! (See!!! The exclamation points denotes how incredulous this is!!!) First you say that Montreal is the 3rd best city in Canada and then further down you say it's the WORST city in Canada. Now I'm no geography major (Thank GOD!) but last time I checked Canada had more than three cities, thus making your comments inaccurate and inconsistent. Please August, next time you choose to insult a Canadian city please take the time to do so with care.
Oh and don't think about being all smartass in a response because I do in fact have some interesting party photos of you from your treeplanting days this past summer...
(Also, however much fun you are having in Australia, Thailand is still better!)

Name: August
Date: Saturday, April 22, 2006 at 13:30:43

Woah, you just brung yo'self into my house! First of all, I will overlook all of your unpatriotic/traitor like actions like spelling 'centre' and 'Canadian' wrong. Secondly, if by donkeys you mean Dennis, then yes, I do like them. Thirdly, the Maple Leafs (please use capitals next time) don't suck anymore because they just fired Pat Quinn. And lastly, that's just what other jealous Canadians say when they can't think of any other reason to dislike the only city in Canada that matters.
PS, I only put the blame of losing the Olympics on the shoulders of one entire race...those damn Chinese.

Name: monica
Date: Monday, April 17, 2006 at 10:24:07

i have something else to add... toronto sucks... just cuz you want to be from van city and/or montreal doesn't mean that you should take your silly -typical -i'm- the -center- of- canada- attitude out on the real canadians.. real candians with way better hockey teams...
oh yeah, and by the way................. the maple leafs SUCK...
that's right.. i went there...
luv monica :)

Name: monica
Date: Saturday, April 15, 2006 at 12:25:03

don't give me that shit... first of all... second best city my ass.. just cuz tdot wished it was like van doesn't mean that you have to all front on it.. you stupid self-centred.. oh my god.. i live in tdot.. i'm soo chill... battiston... go kill yourself. ps. you like testicles.. and donkeys. wathevers you fancy. ps. it's not my fault that you've pushed my nice asian self to this vile vulgarity... i have no choice. i need to defend the van city...
ps. we got the olympics and you didn't
luv monica :)

Name: August
Date: Thursday, April 13, 2006 at 18:01:05

Thanks for your comment 'Required Fields'. I would love to email nude pictures of myself to you. However, you did not provide an email address or a name. And I am not really sure which pictures you are taking about. Are those the full frontal or more sexy back shots?

Name: Required Fields
Date: Wednesday, April 12, 2006 at 22:51:30

Email me those (nude) beach pics please.

Name: August
Date: Monday, April 10, 2006 at 22:15:46

Thank you for being the 508th visitor on my site! I do acutally feel very special now. Two comments in the span of two days! That's the most since that one 'random' responded about double contractions (and he was so wrong, sounded almost like Andy.)

Name: monica
Email: monica.e.chang@gmail.com
Date: Monday, April 10, 2006 at 03:55:06

oh my god august, you're soo popular! 508 visitors... damn! hahaha, i still don't see any pics of your hotter, amazingly smarter, big-sexy-brained asian that has let you borrow her book, which by the way you still haven't returned... what' sup with that? hahaha :) anyways, i voted, i saw the pics. the site looks good! get soooo pumped for melbourne! luv monica :)

Name: August Battiston
Date: Monday, April 10, 2006 at 10:05:09

Thank you very much Junta. But if the new Junta is really a new 'junta', then should I be worried you will take over my site by use of revolutionary power? I better tell the 'august'* creator of this website before it's too late!
*'August': adjective 1. Inspiring awe or admiration; majestic: the august presence of the monarch. See Synonyms at grand. 2. Venerable for reasons of age or high rank. (courtesy Dictionary.com) AUGUST!

Name: Junta Okutsu
Date: Sunday, April 9, 2006 at 16:22:06

Friendly reminder that you spelled your name wrong in the About Me section. Why did I put it here where everyone can see instead of telling you personally, you ask? Because this is a new Junta! A Junta with an ATTITUDE! The "a council or committee for political or governmental purposes; especially : a group of persons controlling a government especially after a revolutionary seizure of power (courtesy Webster Online Dictionary)" JUNTA!

Name: August
Date: Monday, January 9, 2006 at 8:58:43

Thanks for the comment Alan. And I daresay, I must disagree with your flagrant use of the contraction.
In my journal entry, I contracted words as follows: I have not could turn into I haven't or I've not . So I thought why couldn't it become I'ven't .
You however have contracted like this: It will not became 'twilln't which is incorrect. You may have It won't or It'll not , but the way you put it, it sounds like some unedumacted limey accent. I will give you 'props' as they say, for the contraction of 'twasn't . You followed proper grammatical procedure because 'twas not and it wasn't are words that exist. You may even start you're own poem now, 'Twasn't the Night Before Christmas' . Now run with that idea and get back to me in the future. I'll gladly proofread it for contraction mistakes.

Name: Alan
Email: amatisz@telusplanet.net
Date: Sunday, January 8, 2006 at 16:16:57

August,I too was thinking about double contractions over the holidays.In an idle moment my brother-in-law and I tried using them in our speech.'Twasn't difficult at all!But 'tisn't something that'll catch on,though, I daresay, as 'twilln't be accepted by the normal populace. So 'twon't be something you'll see much of.

Name: August
Date: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 8:18:34

Thanks guys, and Stinson, you did beat Junta, as I hope to beat something soon, too...

Name: Junta Okutsu
Date: Monday, December 19, 2005 at 23:47:50

Happy Birthday! Commence suicidal drunkery.

Name: Alex
Email: stins0n@hotmail.com
Date: Monday, December 19, 2005 at 23:46:32

august! happy birthday! i hope i beat junta...

Name: August
Date: Sunday, November 13, 2005 at 17:23:46

Now hold on here crlos. Your name might be spelt agustin, but mine's August! A-u-g-u-s-t, August. Example: The august Emporer August made the correct decision to execute his Mexican prisoner.

Name: Carlos from the block
Date: Saturday, November 12, 2005 at 11:53:16

DUDE, it's (that's right, "it's") an e-blog, for shame agust, you always manage to sink to new lows.

Name: August
Date: Friday, November 11, 2005 at 13:37:43

i'lln't? Come on jerkface, we all know won't is the contraction of 'will not'. Nice try though, I give you an 'A' for Effort. Or is it 'E'? (Hmm, methinks another Journal topic coming on.) And while we're on the topic. Maybe you feel a little jealous because a journal is cool and a blog is geeky and you didn't think of it first? (You can check out the jerks 'blog' at Jerkface Killah's Blog ). I do admit I log on to the web to post my Journal, but that doesn't mean its a web log. Instead of writing my thoughts on paper, I type them electronically. Maybe I should call it an eJournal?

PS Thanks for keeping this page alive.

Name: jerkface killah
Email: mahloubi@hotmail.com
Date: Friday, November 11, 2005 at 10:58:31

i'lln't

good one

and who are you kidding, your "journal" is just a web log or 'blog' as some people call it.

Name: August
Date: Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 12:15:09

Thanks for the comment Carlos. But it's not my fault the website is racist. It can pick up accents in typing, so if you want to sue, go ahead! I'll contact MY "lawers".

Name: carlos
Date: Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 12:09:00

Allright, i must admit, this site is rather nifty, HOWEVER, something on the homepage doesn't "jive". How is it that the sign in the home page has a theodolite with.....get this....2 LEGS!!!, not 3, 2!! this is an outrage to people everywhere, august, you have no shame man. I am prepared to take legal action to fix this little problem. expect to hear from my "lawers"

Name: carlos
Date: Wednesday, November 2, 2005 at 11:52:50

This stupid site wont post my comments....it's racist!!!!!

Name: August
Date: Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 17:41:54

Hey! I don't have to justify the actions on MY website. If you find a funnier joke of the day link, be sure to pass it on, jerk.

Name: jerkface killah
Date: Sunday, October 30, 2005 at 17:17:50

what kind of lame joke of the day do you have setup. you click on it twice in a row and you get two different jokes. maybe if you weren't so busy sucking you'd have a better website

Name: August
Date: Friday, October 28, 2005 at 9:27:08

That's right folks! There's a "Word of the Day" feature along with many other exciting things to learn and do each day on my homepage!
Coming soon....~The Farside of the Week~

Name: Jerkface Killer
Date: Thursday, October 27, 2005 at 17:47:33

props for the killer website and for changing the word of the day to dictionary.com, you know that's were it's at

Name: Junta
Date: Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 22:00:19

Victim #3...

Name: August
Date: Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 21:18:46

Alright stinson, I admit I'm going a little crazy at work. I mean, look at this site, it takes a real nerd with lots of wasted government money to make this.

Name: Alex
Date: Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 13:48:30

wait august, did you post a comment to yourself about how cool your website is?

Name: Alex
Date: Tuesday, October 18, 2005 at 13:47:51

uhh, way cool website?

Name: August
Email: august.battiston@utoronto.ca
Date: Monday, October 17, 2005 at 12:04:32

This website is totally awesome August! I can't wait until more features appear.