The Man Behind the Text:

Everything You Should Know About Me but Never Wanted to Hear 

I don’t know what to say about myself. How about some quick statistics to start things off:

Full Name: Adam Noah Bettio
Height: 6’0
Weight: 153 lbs
Birthday: June 30, 1983
Age: 20
Hair:Brown, curly and giant
Eyes: Brown
Ethnicity: Jewish-Italian (it’s best not to ask)
Born: Toronto, Ontario
Residence: The Beaches, Toronto, Ontario
Institution of Study:University of Toronto at Scarborough (double major program in Biology and Neuroscience)
Employment: freelance math and science tutor during the school year, camp counselor during the summer
Celebrity Look-alikes: Ben Savage (Boy Meets World), Dustin Diamond (Saved by the Bell), Sam Roberts (Recording Artist), Adam Brody (The OC)

That’s a pretty good start I think. So I was born and raised in the T DOT, I guess that worked out well as I’m still going to school here... living at home... with my family (feel free to laugh now).

How about we talk more about who I am (as if you have any say in what I type). I love watching television (and I’m quite confident I do mean that literally). Musically, I could listen to pretty much anything, but my preference is definitely for rock. I also started playing bass not too long ago.

I like to consider myself the kind of guy who can get along with anyone. I just like hanging out with people who are interesting to talk to, and have something funny to say every once in a while.

I’ve been told I, too, am funny, and have been told this on several occasions. A lot of my humour is undoubtedly inspired by the likes of Seinfeld, The Simpsons and Letterman. My jokes usually take the form of witty injections periodically dispersed throughout a conversation. They can be anything from cheesy puns, incredibly geeky reference, to comments so overly-sarcastic they’d make Matthew Perry blush. We’ll that’s all I’m writing about me. God, I hate talking about myself. Maybe I’ll write more someday, but then again I can be unusually lazy .

-Adam