Thermodynamics - Nasser 'The Laser' Ashgriz

" Oh, mRT! I thought you said 'martini'"

"You're mexican?! Aah Jose, tu no comprendehs?"

"I don't know what you're gonna drink or smoke, but you should definitely remember these two equations"

While holding a wooden blackboard pointer kung-fu style:

"Hee-YAH!"

"Only I'm allowed to tell jokes here, it's a one-way kind of thing"