The #linux Hall of Lame

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<ACEofBASE> How do I hack??!??!??

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<UltraVox> From where can i download a mIRC client for Linux ????
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<UltraVox> ???
<UltraVox> pls a website to download mIRC client for Linux pls !!!
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<UltraVox> aleph> why have u ban me ? i have see a kind of irc clinet running under linux !!!

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<FiReX> does anyone have a linux box,,,???
<purplefox> nobody on #linux has a linux box
<purplefox> we all run OS/2
<FiReX> I NEED A SHELL FOR IRC
<purplefox> we don't give out shells here
<FiReX> shut up
<StormC> FiReX: GETTING-A-SHELL-HOWTO: 1) go to your local shell provider. 2) Ask for an IRC Shell 3) pay the Bills 4) Use the Shell!
<FiReX> StormC: dont want to pay :)
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<FiReX> forstär i Dansk??..hehe
<Shadur> FiReX: I've had a long day. Don't tempt me.
<FiReX> Shadur: SHUT THE FUCK UP
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<kontra> BitchX is better than IRC
<ilmari> kontra: that's the client, we're talking about hte protocol
<kontra> shut uo
<kontra> shut up
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<Kawa> Lianddrin -> what is the criteria to have access on #linux?
<silsor> Kawa: spell her name right and maybe she'll notice you
<Kawa> Liandrin -> what is the criteria to have access on #linux?
<Shadur> Kawa: Usually if you ask for it you're not likely to get it.
<silsor> Kawa: are you asking for ops?
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<Kawa> Shadur -> that's a simple question!
<Shadur> Kawa: And a simple answer, which I gave
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<GrndZero> [Kawa!~kawa@bbcomputer.ro] please remove my ban on #lunux.
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<Kawa> hi al!
<Kawa> l!
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<Amy3> WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING AT ME AND INSULTING ME BY SAYING STOP YELLING? I MEAN I AM NOT YELLING AND THEN THEY TELL ME TO READ THE fag! What Gives?
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<zoio> .??.???`?.?.?>Procurando por LamerZ no Canal #linux <?.??.???`?.?.
<zoio> [ aiel ]
<zoio> Total Detectado: [1]
<zoio> .??.???`?.?.?>Procurando por LamerZ no Canal #linux <?.??.???`?.?.
<zoio> [ aiel ]
<zoio> Total Detectado: [1]
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<Panteras>  CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH CALDERA OPEN LINUX 2.2-N ????!
<Panteras>  CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH CALDERA OPEN LINUX 2.2-N ????!!
<Panteras>  CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH CALDERA OPEN LINUX 2.2-N ????!!
<Panteras>   CAN ANYONE HELP ME WITH CALDERA OPEN LINUX 2.2-N ????!
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<LordNight> If you want invade you friend , pay attention in this help.. open you telnet - type his IP and then open the prompt linux. you writ root, after with a pass: 845pwdfree888 <--- this is a linux but... -->
<LordNight> If you want invade you friend , pay attention in this help.. open you telnet - type his IP and then open the prompt linux. you writ root, after with a pass: 845pwdfree888 <--- this is a linux bug... -->
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<aGrAvO_CD> Please send-me any portscan or nuke for Linux...
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<aGrAvO_CD> [00:45:59] <GNUbee> :aGrAvO_CD go to #hi_im_a_fucking_windoze_script_kiddie_lamer_please_send_me_warez they have them there.
<aGrAvO_CD> [00:46:00] <Paul-K> :Hey, let's elect the greek monster over there: "Send the other politicians packin'; gather round and let's get Kraken!"
<aGrAvO_CD> [00:46:09] <aGrAvO_CD>:KVirc 0.9.0 by Szymon 'Pragma@ircnet' Stefanek kvirc@tin.it>
<aGrAvO_CD> [00:46:18] <Kerm> :ok then i'lll ignore that thing then =]
<aGrAvO_CD> [00:46:19] <aGrAvO_CD>:i not using windows
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<Ragnarock> I am looking for a win98 nuke?

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Note from silsor: The name and hostmask of the perpetrator of the following selection have been changed to protect the guilty.
<DorkShallow> Howdy all how the hell do you set the date on linux
<fretless> DorkShallow: man date
<DorkShallow> I already READ IT fretless
<fretless> DorkShallow: don't yell at me bitch
<DorkShallow> I am not yelling
<DorkShallow> Can anyone see what is wrong with that date format?
<DorkShallow> fretless... can you see what is wrong with this date format?
<DorkShallow> Can anyone help me?
<DorkShallow> Can some one PLEASE help me.. what is wrong with this date format?
<DorkShallow> ??
<DorkShallow> can some one HELP me please with this date format....
<DorkShallow> it keeps saying invalid date format
<DorkShallow> every format I try it says invalid date format
<DorkShallow> well HELP me and I will be gone
<wlfshmn> DorkShallow: You can be gone without gettign help if we choose to.
<DorkShallow> What ever..... and I have the right to evade any ban you put n me
<DorkShallow> and make your life a living hell.. so don't start this game with me
<silsor> DorkShallow: congratulations, you just put yourself in my Hall of Lame with that remark. Soon you will be able to see yourself immortalized at http://silsor.hobbiton.org/lame.html
<DorkShallow> oh bite me ... I am just trying to get some help
<DorkShallow> http://silsor.hobbiton.org/lame.html
<DorkShallow> http://silsor.hobbiton.org/lame.html
<DorkShallow> just help me some one will ya..... what is the correct format
<DorkShallow> for this date format... the stupid thing... will not accept
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<DorkShallow> silsor: and I do not authorize you to put anything I say here on that webpage... If you do I will contact your system administrator and have that account shut down .... understand?
<DorkShallow> What is the correct date format... everyone I have tried it says invalid format
<DorkShallow> you people are assholes

Note from silsor: How exactly is he going to shut me down? Don't you need an intellect before you can have "intellectual property"?

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<Nitecrwlr> how do i install a network card
<Lion-O> Nitecrwlr: recompile the kernel
<Nitecrwlr> the kernel?
<Nitecrwlr> what is a kernel
<Lion-O> Nitecrwlr: get a clue
<Lion-O> Nitecrwlr: www.linux.com or www.kernelnotes.org
<Nitecrwlr> ?
<Nitecrwlr> do i need to run linux to install a network card
<Nitecrwlr> i run windows fool
<Nitecrwlr> how do i install my network card
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Note from silsor: The following was contributed by sbingham (binghas at maple dot olivetschools dot org)

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<Linus_> How do I find out a AOL users ip address?
<sbingham> Out.
* Linus_ looks at sbingham
<sbingham> WTF do you need an aol users ip addr?
<sbingham> You sound like a l33t h4x0r
* Linus_ dosen't take that as a compiliment
<Linus_> hehe, I have winnuke in 1 line of perl, which is cool
<sbingham> OUT!
* sbingham wishes he had an @.
<Linus_> but it expands to 3

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<OatMelKil> Where can I go to get LINUX NEWBIE HACKING GUIDES?

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<rodblaze> hello linuxen, i bring forth a question on turdish Redhat.
<rodblaze> Where do lieth the configuration files for Xwindows on RH 6.1, pray tell?
<mwilson> rodblaze: Right where the documentation says they do... imagine that!
<rodblaze> thank you peons
<rodblaze> for your wise wisdoms, I promote thee linuxen to Tuxen!
<rodblaze> dare I say where the window managerth are chosen, what file lie them in R.H.6.1, pray tell?
<mwilson> rodblaze: They're chosen in the user's .xinitrc, of course.
<fretless-> rodblaze: readeth the fucking manualeth
<rodblaze> may a line, such as exec blackbox, change the default wm, pray tell?
<mwilson> rodblaze: Do us all a favor and be stupid somewhere else, please.
<rodblaze> mwilson, i asketh a sincere question, be kind, not sharp as the devils tongue
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<nakedandf> hey can someone help me with a quick perl script?
<nakedandf> i'm trying to write a perl script to search for an address and send one ping every second as long as the address is online
<nakedandf> this bugger keeps flooding and i'd like to get rid of them short of using a DDOS
<nakedandf> but if anyone knows where ic an get one of those i'd gladly use that instead
<jgaddis> nakedandf: whats so hard about that?
<nakedandf> well... i know very little about perl and i can't remember how to write a while function to run the ping
<silsor> nakedandf: so basically what you want to do is reimplement 'ping' in perl.
<nakedandf> silsor, i just want to write a short script to ping someone offline if they continue flooding
<nakedandf> but i'm not sure where to look for a DDOS attack so i was just gonna write a pinging script in perl
<silsor> nakedandf: so you're going to ping them once every second to force them offline.
<jgaddis> nakedandf: and one ping per second isn't gonna do much
<nakedandf> i know, i'm realising that
<nakedandf> i just don't want to be overly drastic
<nakedandf> but if it's the only way to stop people from flooding, you know?
<nakedandf> do you know where ic ould find a better attack?
<jgaddis> nakedandf: man ipchains
<nakedandf> do you know where i could find a DDOS attack or something similar?
<nakedandf> all i wanted was to get rid of someone who was flooding a server so i could talk to my friend because the server was dying.
<nakedandf> fuck this line of questioning.
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<lionx> y did my hd crash?
<lionx> al give u some reasons for u to confirm or question it
<lionx> i downloaded and uploaded too much stuff at the same time?
<parity_> besides if you send them your hd there not going to try to recover the data they'll just send you a new drive...
<lionx> really?
<lionx> THEY just throw it out?
<lionx> they don't care if u got porn or warez on it?
<parity_> why waste time on a dead drive?
<lionx> cuz i had alot of data on it!!!
<lionx> wat a lost
<lionx> i used ftp alot
<lionx> sending and gettin at SAME time
<lionx> at the time of crash i was on irc warez rooms sending and getting
<lionx> then the computer went into blue screen
<lionx> it said' kernel error page dumping'
<lionx> dam now im having second thoughts bout warez serving
<UnAbOnGeR> lionx: 4 weeks sounds like it was just a defective unit
<lionx> will they check the data???
<lionx> i got porn and warez on it lols
<lionx> thats y i don't wanna send them it
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<AHacker> what purpose does this channel serve
<More2Life> AHacker, read the channel FAQ
<AHacker> it lies
<More2Life> read it again then
<AHacker> it lies
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<AHacker> (`'.(`'. Diablo_ .').')
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<IXIR> can anybody help me hack a hotmail account plsssssssssssssssssss
<IXIR> plssssssss helppppppppppppppppppp
<coke_nl> IXIR: please tell us WHY you want to do that? :)
<Evii> IXIR: hahaha.
<IXIR> cause i have to know somethiong personal
<IXIR> i wanna see if i am being cheated on not
<IXIR> i wanna know
<coke_nl> IXIR: ask her!
<IXIR> something about what is in her e mail
<coke_nl> "bitch, do you cheat on me?"
<IXIR> plsss help
<IXIR> plsss
<IXIR> plss help
<IXIR> :(
<IXIR> fineee
<IXIR> i am leaving
<roofox> why should we help you?
<IXIR> thanx for helping me
<Evii> I dare you to leave.
<roofox> double dare!
<IXIR> i just asked cause u guys know better thats why
<IXIR> if i knew i d do that
<IXIR> at least pls teach me how to do this so i can do it by myself
<darkstar_> IXIR ur system is being cracked
<IXIR> hacking
<IXIR> i mean
<IXIR> darkstar did u hack me?
<IXIR> what is he saying?
<IXIR> did he hack me?
<darkstar_> no I cracked you
<IXIR> what does that mean darkstar?
<IXIR> crack?
<IXIR> what does that mean?
<IXIR> :(
<IXIR> what did i do of wrong
<IXIR> ?
<darkstar_> reboot and you will know IRIX...
<IXIR> plsss dont crack me buddy
<coke_nl> IXIR: lets see who or what you are...
<IXIR> noooooooo plsss dontttttttt darkstar
<darkstar_> It was a joke
<coke_nl> IXIR: and what you have..
<IXIR> plsssssssssss
<IXIR> dontttttttttt
<coke_nl> hmm...
<IXIR> :(((((((((((((((((((((
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<digitalha> anyone using proftpd?
<digitalha> im having trouble with my dameon
<mike_> digitalha: just ask a specific question.
<digitalha> I can get the server to start back up
<mike_> digitalha: then read the logs and find out why it's failing to start.
<digitalha> i had just editied the proftpd.conf so i could login as root
<Lion-O> login as ROOT ?
* mike_ bangs head on desk for a while trying to make the idiocy go away.
<digitalha> Lion-0: fu off
<SigLite> digitalha: you're the reason things like the lion worm exist flooding my logs.
<Lion-O> digitalha: have you ANY idea what allowing root access means?
<Lion-O> digitalha: ANY idea how much risk you take?
<Lion-O> digitalha: so now I need to fuck off because I'm telling you how STUPID you are?
<digitalha> Yeah basically
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<CoF> is it possible to use only swap, ie have np physical memory with linux?

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<le-doc> hello i'm looking for a CGI-scanner anyone know a good one ?
<le-doc> its a scanner for vulnerabilities cgi
<glipster> le-doc: okay, fuck off
<le-doc> glipster: do you know why i need it ??
<le-doc> listen i wish kill a pedophyl web site and i need stuff for it
<Lion-O> le-doc: fuck off NOW
<Lion-O> le-doc: if you want to kill it complain to their ISP
<PolarWolf> le-doc: There are legal steps you can make to get that site offline. Reverting to criminal measures will only backfire
<le-doc> but they think im a lammerz cause i wiush destroy a pedophilia web site
<OldMonk> le-doc: like, go away
<le-doc> no i will not go away without cgi scann
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<le-doc> i don't understand you you think all user who connect here to ask tools ar lammers ?
<Lion-O> le-doc: tough luck. Besides; there are legal steps to take for illegal sites.
<Lion-O> le-doc: besides; searching for exploits is illegal. If you would resort to those tactics you might even end up on the wrong side of your revenge plan; they will drop complaints at your isp and you will be kicked off the net.
<le-doc> Lion-O i can't be kicked off my ip and mask change always
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<Dangerous> mm...tel me a mirror for enigma-i386-disc1.iso
<Dangerous> tell me a mirror for enigma-i386-disc1.iso
<Dangerous> help me pls
<Dangerous> tell me a mirror for enigma-i386-disc1.iso
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<Dangerous> what was that stephen_ ? *** You were kicked from #linux by stephen_ (fuck of to google)
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<stephen_> Dangerous: you have been here asking the same thing for ages. Try asking google, obviously nobody here knows
<Dangerous> Dangerous ... i have been staying here for some time, and i do not wish to go
<Dangerous> why should i go ?
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<Dangerous> stephen_ ?
<Dangerous> can`t we be friends ?
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<Shadur> 21:09 [Dangerous!~Junioru@CDR8-75.accesscable.net] i`m only saying this once...remove the ban now
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<Shadur> 21:17 [Dangerous!~Junioru@CDR8-75.accesscable.net] changed your mind ?
<Shadur> 21:17 [Dangerous!~Junioru@CDR8-75.accesscable.net] changed your mind ?
<Shadur> 21:18 [Dangerous!~Junioru@CDR8-75.accesscable.net] changed your mind ?
/* Half an hour later: */
<PolarWolf> [09:41] *Dangerous* sorry man, pls let me in

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<neko4eiko> YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:
<ultimew> you got it
<neko4eiko> THIS IS A CHANNEL TAKEOVER. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GIVE ME OPS. IF THIS DEMAND IS NOT MET, I WILL HAXOR YOUR PCS AND FORMAT YOUR C: DONT TRY TO LOG OFF, BECAUSE I HAVE HAXORED YOUR ISP'S ROUTER AND WILL FORMAT YOUR C: AND DOWNLOAD YOUR ROOT SYSTEM. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GIVE ME OPS BEFORE I HAXOR YOUR COMPUTER
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<bebelusu> hy allza
<bebelusu> can u hellp me whyt a psybnc or a root pls
<bebelusu> can u?
<bebelusu> can u hellp me whyt a psybnc or a root pls
<bebelusu> psy bnc
<bebelusu> pls
<bebelusu> or a root to make psybnc
<bebelusu> u know
<bebelusu> like that
<bebelusu> Trying to 0wn : 213.202.32.4
<bebelusu> Moving onto another server...
<bebelusu> Trying to 0wn : 213.202.33.3
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<jiin> stephen_: heh the only peo-ple who dont run as root all the time are those that are either skeerd or are buying the propaganda that running as root is a mortal sin ..
<jiin> I cant do my job unless I am root
<nickless_> that's right, i do not examine every line of source code of every program i run on my system. are you saying you do?
<jiin> heh .. you guys live in your glas houses .. I will do my job
<jiin> nickless_: I know everyting that is going on in my system .. yes
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<jiin> hmmm interesting .. I take it that only the accepted opinions are accepted here?
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<A_cidutzu> will you guys help me?
/* Time passes. */
<A_cidutzu> hmmmmmmmmm FUCK this chann because nobody help meeeeeeeeee :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((99
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<x_0> i want to kernel linux !!!!!!! who can send ???????
<x_0> kernel linux who have ?????????
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<Linux98> How do i add a superuser on mandrake?
<Lion-O> Linux98: you don't, there allready is one.
<Linux98> dont say root plz
<Lion-O> Linux98: why not?
<Linux98> Lion-O: Im adding my friend as a superuser i just need to know plz
<Lion-O> Linux98: so give him the root password.
<Linux98> no man just plz tell me
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<-- Lion-O has kicked Linux98 from #linux (You have exceeded our stupidity tolerance quota for today. Thank you for visiting. (30 sec))

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<Denilson> how do I remove the history from an Linux system?...
<Denilson> everything...
<Denilson> i hope that will remain no clues...
<Denilson> pls i'm in big big trouble
<siglite> Denilson: why do you want to remove the history? secret police at the door? They know about the sex with goats videos?
<TiggyOFF> He is a romanian, for fuck's sake
<siglite> Denilson: then why do you need to remove your history?
<TiggyOFF> what'd you expect?
<Denilson> i entered
<TiggyOFF> you entered where?
<Denilson> on my best friend server
<Denilson> and i tried a lot of commands
<Denilson> and when i give the simply command history
<siglite> Denilson: ok, so you got into your friends server, and tried a bunch of dumbassed shit, ok, what about it?
<Denilson> shows everything
<TiggyOFF> how exactly did you 'enter'? did you just knock the door and it presented you with a root shell?
<siglite> Denilson: uh huh
<Denilson> noap
<siglite> Denilson: so what, now he's going to kick the shit out of you?
<Denilson> i knew his root pass
<Denilson> is very simple
<Denilson> i had an username on it
<Denilson> but i said
<Denilson> what a hack..i can do an thing
<siglite> Denilson: uh huh, so, if this is your friend's server, and he gave you root, why hide the history?
<TiggyOFF> someone's being a dick, that's why
<Denilson> because he will get mad
<Denilson> for God's name
<siglite> TiggyOFF: I think our friend here's gonna get a shovel shoved up his ass.
<Denilson> can you help me?
<siglite> Denilson: well, then, you shouldn't have been fucking around on your friend's machine should you?
<Denilson> yes i know
<Denilson> but i'm so stupid
<Denilson> ufff
<siglite> Denilson: no arguments here.
<Denilson> i shouldn't do this
<Denilson> so..pls guys
<Denilson> is there any chance?
<Denilson> for me?
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<Mascatu> Shadur give me acces
<Shadur> Mascatu: Access to what?
<Mascatu> on channel
<Mascatu> :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Shadur> Mascatu: You're accessing the channel right now, what are you talking about?
<Mascatu> by X
<Mascatu> acces
<Mascatu> that
<Shadur> You *have* access. You're in the channel, aren't you?
<Shadur> Sirene: No way, he can't actually believe I'm that stupid.
<Mascatu> a channel
<Mascatu> on channel acces to op me on a channel
<Shadur> Mascatu: You want ops on #linux?
<Mascatu> yes
<Shadur> Would you mind explaining in detail just why you believe we would be stupid enough to give that to you just because you ask?
<Mascatu> :>>>>>>>>
<Shadur> Mascatu: That wasn't actually a joke. And failing to answer satisfactorily means I'm going to ban you for a week or two.
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Mascatu> give me that acces on #linux
<Shadur> Mascatu: Why should I?
<Mascatu> Shadur acces by user
<Shadur> Mascatu: I know what you're asking for. I'm curious as to why you seem to believe that I should give it to you.
<Shadur> Believe so strongly enough, even, to actually *demand* it rather than asking and using the magic "p" word.
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Mascatu> you are the operator og this channel
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Mascatu> you are the operator og this channel
<Shadur> Mascatu: I'm one of the chanops, yes.
<Shadur> And I already know I'm *capable* of doing what you ask. I'm wanting to know why you think I should be *willing* to do so.
<Apollo-> Mascatu: You're a disgrace to humanity
<Shadur> Apollo-: He's Romanian, so we knew that already
<jeremyb> mascatu>>where are you from?
<Mascatu> romania
<ataX-> hahah
<Mascatu> i want to be operator on channel #linux
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Shadur> Mascatu: I had already surmised that that was why you asked, yes. That still doesn't give me a reason why I should give it to you.
<Mascatu> i want to be operator on channel #linux
<Mascatu> you give me that acces to be operator on the channel
<Mascatu> Shadur
<Mascatu> you give me that acces to be operator on the channel
<Shadur> Mascatu: I'll ask you one more time: *WHY* should I?
<Mascatu> you give me that acces to be operator on the channel
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<Shadur> Mascatu: I don't see any reason why I should, and you won't give me a reason, so I'm not going to.
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<latexsuit> hi..:) im 21/m.. any girl here want to control my pc, and make me slave? i have autoaccept on, please, send me a trojan file or something, and use and abuse my pc, control my pc completely, and let me serve you? my ip is 80.213.0.57 msg me, please?
<pairo> latexsuit: Are you for real?
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<latexsuit> yes, im for real..
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<pairo> 10:00 [UnderNet] [latexsuit(Roosevelt@ti221110a080-0057.bb.online.no)] yes, i am.. i love to be under a girls control, and want to be held as a slave even on th einternet..:) asl?
<pairo> 10:00 [UnderNet] [msg(latexsuit)] you want to have hot netsex?
<pairo> 10:02 [UnderNet] [latexsuit(Roosevelt@ti221110a080-0057.bb.online.no)] yes..:) i want to be punished 4 real, to be remote controlled, and severely punished to make me obey..:) can i be your slave? asl?
<pairo> 10:03 [UnderNet] [latexsuit(Roosevelt@ti221110a080-0057.bb.online.no)] are you there, mistress?

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