IRC Prank: #linuxwarez

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Backstory:
I was "chilling" with my "dogs" in Undernet "#linuxguru" one "day" when a new guy came in. I noticed he was in a channel called #linuxwarez, which I had never heard of before. I decided to get my artificial lame on and head on in. Please note that I don't really talk like I do below on IRC or in Real Life.

Thanks to danish for donating this log after I lost mine in a filesystem screwup.



*** Starting logfile irc.log.#linuxwarez
IRC log started Wed Aug 15 21:08:35 2001
<silsor> how to get full version debian isos plz
Signoff: EvilOne (*.net *.split)
Signoff: zooy0rk (*.net *.split)
<zooy0rk_> linuxiso.org ?
<silsor> no no i wants the full version debian warez
<zooy0rk_> debian is free
<zooy0rk_> warez refers to software that isnt free
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<silsor> nobody makes free software you fool
<silsor> i want the full version debian warez
<zooy0rk_> are you fucking retarded
<zooy0rk_> do you know anything about linux or its ethics?
<zooy0rk_> why dont you check out debian.org
<silsor> i don't want to learn about it i want to download it
<zooy0rk_> then you dont deserve to have it!@#
<zooy0rk_> fucker
<zooy0rk_> like was licensed under the GNU license
<zooy0rk_> meaning the software is free ... as in freedom of speech, not beer
<zooy0rk_> but
<silsor> is that the open sores virus?
<zooy0rk_> many people release free software that doesnt cost moneyu
<zooy0rk_> you are a windows fucking idiot
<zooy0rk_> you live in a box
<danish> I live in a box.
<danish> I was evicted from my apartment
<zooy0rk_> =)
<danish> now I live in a cardboard box next to a dumpster.
<zooy0rk_> debian is completely free!@$
<danish> Just me, my laptop, and a pilfered cable modem.
<zooy0rk_> no money
<zooy0rk_> download it
<zooy0rk_> that is the beauty of linux
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<zooy0rk_> GOD, people are so fucking dumb
<silsor> i don't want the free version of debian i want the full version!!
<zooy0rk_> THERE IS NO FULL VERSION!@%##@$^$
<zooy0rk_> how stupid are you!#
<zooy0rk_> there is one version
<silsor> they never finished it?
<zooy0rk_> and it is free
<zooy0rk_> !#@^#$&^$#6
<danish> Yeah, now that I'm unemployed and homeless, all I can get is the free version.
<zooy0rk_> its always under production
<danish> Boy, that full version of Debian would be nice to have.
<zooy0rk_> danish, hehe
<zooy0rk_> lol
Joins: Libolt [~libolt@sdn-ar-003azphoeP207.dialsprint.net]
<zooy0rk_> silsor, I suggest you get your headout from underneath a rock and READ!@#%
<silsor> but i only know how to use mirc
<zooy0rk_> why is that so hard to understand
<danish> zooy0rk_: Underneath a rock.. how'd you know my box is underneath a rock?!
<zooy0rk_> rofl
<zooy0rk_> silsor, then you wont make it using linux
<zooy0rk_> do you know how to compile code?
Joins: EvilOne [morph@living.the.good.life.at.inetking.net]
Mode change by ^LiveOne^: +o EvilOne
<zooy0rk_> rewrite if it doesnt work?
<silsor> is that like the codered virus
<zooy0rk_> trouble shoot getting X to work
<zooy0rk_> silsor%##$^&#
<zooy0rk_> omg
<zooy0rk_> code red doesnt exsist in linux
<zooy0rk_> dude
<Libolt> I thought codered WAS linux
<zooy0rk_> ahaha
<silsor> where to get gnu warez
<silsor> plz
<zooy0rk_> ok
Mode change by EvilOne: -oooooo MisTress^ ^DarkOne^ ^Tesla^ NeedY LinuxSux R4peHeR
Mode change by Sexy^Thng: -o EvilOne
Mode change by ^WildOne^: +o ^Tesla^
<zooy0rk_> silsor, now you are just joking, right? please?
Mode change by WoLvRiNe: +o EvilOne
<silsor> i heard gnu was like debian
<zooy0rk_> ok
<zooy0rk_> omg
<zooy0rk_> silsor
Mode change by ^WildOne^: +o ^DarkOne^
<zooy0rk_> you are funny!
<zooy0rk_> @$^
Mode change by WoLvRiNe: +o MisTress^
<Libolt> I'd like to l33ch debian LinuxBSD plz
* silsor takes a bow
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<zooy0rk_> silsor, that was a pretty good show
<zooy0rk_> you had me going
<zooy0rk_> but then I got smart =)
<silsor> Drop by #linuxguru sometime.
<zooy0rk_> me?
<silsor> what DO you people trade in here anyway?
<zooy0rk_> i am trying to get a copy of codewarrior
<zooy0rk_> hehh
<silsor> oh.
<silsor> Try code crusader.
<zooy0rk_> hrmm
<silsor> It's free beer.
<zooy0rk_> i have used that before
<zooy0rk_> =)
<zooy0rk_> that was a little quote from www.gnu.org
<zooy0rk_> i think ...
Parts: zooy0rk_
21:25:41 <BIGSITE30> 13(03FTP Online13) Address:(0364.231.96.10013) Port:(03687913) Login:(03elite13) Password:(03leech13) Speed:(03cable13) Allowing:(0340 users13) Note:(0330 gig SITE : NEWEST movies mp3 and games.. (Original Sin, Rush Hour2) &+13) 13~03{13Polaris IRC03}13~


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