NINA: So, how does life feel like, now that you're a pile of ash washed
by the rain? If I'm writing to you it can't be all that bad. So tell me, how's life sitting on your butt all day? Aimlessly passing you by? CHRISTOPHER BOERMA: Turn about is fair play... Inquiring minds want to know: bikini or thong? Those are my only choices? I was a prositute when I was human. What do you think? The easier access, the quicker the play. Hint to the wise: vampires never play fair. We like it dirty. PATRICIA: As a 400 plus year old vampiress, you've seen fashions come and go, and yet you've manage to keep your own style throughout the years. My question is: Is there actually any moment of fashion you'd rather forget? In all honesty, every century has had it's fashion faux paus. Look at the 1970-80's. I mean, what was with the polyester? That word should be outlawed. And shoulder pads? What are we, football players? I believe though, that the absoulute worst time period for women would have been the 1700's. In the 1750's we had these Watteau gowns, or hoop gowns, that made us look like we had hippo hips. Just what every vampire gal needs is to spend eternity worrying about the size of her hips. And Angelus hated them because they took so long to get in and out of. My boy has always had an impeccable sense of style. Must come from his family and their importing of fine fabrics. I do enjoy the fashions of today, so much easier to get bloodstains out. ANGELIC BLACK QUEEN: Hello Darla! You're without question the most amazing vampire & woman I have ever met - not only are you way more interesting, strong, smart and unforgettable than Buffy (the most irritating slayer) but you are someone I have to say I envy. You had Angelus for 150 years! I had to take this opportunity to ask you about it so here goes: 1. I know you gave him great birthday presents (the gypsy girl really wasn't your bad) but what did he give you for your birthday? 2. You two travelled most of the world - which was your fav vacation? You might think sucking up to a 400 year old vampiress would work, but suck up to me again and I will snap you're neck so fast you will not know what hit you. You were right though about me being interesting, amazing, strong, smart, and absolutely unforgettable. I can see why you would want to be just like me - who wouldn't? However, you forgot one major thing: I am also Blonde. Oh, what the hell, I'll answer your pathetic little inquiry. For my birthday, my darling Angelus would present me a lovely little boy. A virgin body has the sheen of an unopened flower and the freshness of a mountain spring, wouldn't you agree? In 1834 Angelus and I took our first trip of many to Rome. Now you would think that two of the world's most evil vampires would want to stay as far away from the Vatican as possible. Nope. We've always loved a challenge and that aura of danger. It heightens the senses and makes the sex all that better. JESSIE: Do you still like Angel and do you hate Buffy? I'm a vampire. I don't like anyone. Buffy was the slayer, think about it. If you can. This question is boring, goodbye. NATALIE: Why did u choose to change Angel (Liam then). Cos at the time he was wasted, in a fight and barely able 2 stand! Hardly a charmer! lol Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast? "lol"? What is that? Learn how to spell. Listen and listen carefully, because I do not want to repeat myself. Angelus and I are the same. Just opposite gender. Any man who can drink, brawl, and flirt all at the same time obviously has serious potential. I made Angelus one of the best vampires in the world, even with the soul. It was either take this amazing specimen of a man and bring him into my bed forever, or let him rot underground for eternity. Now, tell me, which choice would you have made in that tiny brain of yours? AMANDA: Darla, you basically used Lindsey for your own purposes and then threw him aside when he was no longer useful. Do you feel proud of that? Lindsey got what he deserved. Serves him right for being so naive. Never trust a vampire! Lindsey reminded me of a peasant boy I once used, abused, dropped and loosed in the 1800s. The only thing I regret about Lindsey is that I never bit into that sweet supple neck of his and drained his life away. So, basically, yes, I do feel proud of using Lindsey for my own purposes. I'm a vampire, what do you people expect of me? I swear, there is no respect for my kind anymore. All that we do and all that we go through...what do we get? Nothing. Just people complaining about being food. Honestly, no respect. None. |
LESLIE: I must say that the way you control you power is amazing. I think it's cool
to see women at the top who really know how to take to a guy. However, I'm curious to know that if what you've been doing to Angel is Job loyalty, or is it more revenge style? 'Cause at first it seemed you might like him and when you discovered Angel was not interested you seem to just get meaner. STACEY: I wanted to ask you is the only reason why you are so hard on Angel is because you fancy him? By the way, I don't blame you! Hello Leslie and Stacey, You are both asking pretty much the same exact question, so I thought I'd sum it up in one response. As to Leslie's question to my loyalties to the firm, I assure you that I hold Wolfram & Hart's best interests above all else. Angel is a key player to the firm's upcoming apocolypses and they anticipate the opportunity to make 'Angelus' an ally in the future. Now as to my personal attatchment, I hold that man responsible for making my life a living hell on earth. Ironic, considering the company I work for. My interests in him are purely bent towards causing him misery and pain. The more miserable he is, the more ecstatic I am. The good guy act can only go so far before it begins wearing thin on a woman. I worked really hard to get where I am and his attempts to make me question my path in life only makes me laugh in disgust. But I'm not blind. Angel is one very dangerously attractive man; can you blame me for having a little taste? Hope this answers your questions, ladies. PATRICIA: Dear Lilah, where do you see herself in five years? Senior Partner? Dead? Both? Oh I fully intend to make Senior Partner or die trying. When working for a law firm like Wolfram & Hart that assists the needs of every client, be it man or demon, certain precautions must be made in order to survive on a daily basis. And don't forget the snivelling interns that are constantly trying to take your position in the corporate ladder. Don't you know there's nowhere to go but up? If you don't make it, your life is forfeit. That's just the way it is. So, I think its safe to summize that you live for the moment, keeping one eye on the golden chalice and the other on your back. IMZADI: Is Wolfram & Hart still looking for Lindsey McDonald? And, if they find him, what will happen to him? Also, honestly now, didn't you have a crush on your gorgeous former colleague? Or was it Angel all the way? He's a lost cause, that one. He didn't have what it takes to last in W&H. He still had a smidgeon of a conscience. The Partners tried but they couldn't break him of it. As for myself, I admit that I found him to be handsome, but clearly not a man to be trusted. Lindsey's school boy charms clearly won over the favor of the Senior Partners. However, his untimely departure had quite literally saved my neck and I will personally be grateful to him for that (though you would never hear me admit it). And no, we're not looking for him. As far as I'm concerned he should just stay gone. I do miss the old Lindsey, though. He brought out the best in me and helped me realize my full potential. I wouldn't be what I am today without him. As for Angel, that was clearly the result of a drunken stuper. That's the story I'm holding to. CATHY: I would just like to know what it is like working with that little weasel Gavin Park? He does look like a weasel, doesn't he? He's a backstabbing worm who is bent on securing my title as his own. I have met his type before and he is clearly no different than a certain lawyer I 'once' knew. Gavin's ambitions are as high as my own and that makes him dangerous. He is right in the assumption that I got the position by pure luck, but it doesn't mean that I didn't earn it. As long as he doesn't do anything stupid or interfere with my plans I can let sleeping dogs lie...for now. ANGELIC BLACK QUEEN: Hi Lilah! I want to compliment you for the work you're doing - if anyone can make Angel miserable, it's you. You are better than most of the men on W&H - stronger, quicker & smarter. So here's my question: we all know you hate Angel, but how do you feel about Angelus? I believe that there's nothing a man can do that a woman can't do better. Women are more detail-oriented, crafty and creative. When we put our mind, heart and - in my case - what's left of a soul into something, we make it work. Angelus would be a great asset to our firm, but personally I prefer Angel. Angelus is soulless. Unpredictable. Uncontrollable. He doesn't care about anything or anyone. How do you make someone like that suffer? To never see Angel suffer for his crimes against me would leave me with an empty void of resolution. Having Angel around to distress and make miserable makes work interesting, not to mention downright fun. Then again, perhaps we could finish where we left off atop the desk. *groan* I should have my eyes gouged for saying that. No, as I said before, Angelus would be a perfect addition to our firm and I would only be too happy to make him feel at home. |