Awexome Links

Does anyone remember what we did before the Internet existed? I don't, but I don't think I read too much, and I think I watched the Cartoon Network a lot. But that's beside the point; here are the nominees for Best Awexome Link:

Media Shiznit

Homestar Runner dot Com
This is the most awexome website EVER. I recommend clicking the "First Time Here?" button on the right of the main menu once you get there.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart is one of the funniest men alive, people.

The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn
Craiggers's website is friggin awesome. The What Up videos (under Comedy) are the best. (Let it be known that I love Conan as well, but, alas, his website isn't as good.)

Foamy's Rant
In a nutshell: Foamy is a very pissed off squirrel. Watch him rant and go crazy (i.e. "drop the f*ck") on some people.

"The Critic" Web Episodes
I don't know how many people besides me and my oldest brother watched this back in the 90's when it was on HBO. It's Jon Lovitz (yeah, the cartoon guy even looks like him) as a film critic, and it's pretty darn funny. Too bad it got kicked out of like three networks. But as a phoenix it rose from the ashes and took over the Internet! Muahaha! ... Okay, I'll simmer down now. Or simmah dahn nah.

Party Hard
This video is hilarious. Description given on bottom of website: "Some friends and I decided to spread the party vibe and go into classes, dorms, and even a movie showing all while blasting the sweet AWK on a boom box." Watch it, dude.

Jaws in 30 seconds ... reenacted by bunnies (new!)
Now this is just plain funny.

Text Twist
One of the most addicting word games ever. Do not play it unless you're willing to spend hours in front of your PC.

Inklink
It's like Internet Pictionary. I've probably wasted enough time to accumulate a year of my life playing this game. Très awesome.

Addicting Games dot Com
WARNING: Seriously, step away from the computer if you don't want to spend eternity in front of it while on this website. You have been warned.

Family Feud Online
I just love this game. And it loves me.

Funny Shiznit to Read

Bash dot Org
Ahh, so many funny quotes, so little time. Click on the Top 100 link.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
This was a small segment on Saturday Night Live back in the 90's consisting of nonsensical quotes. Someone copied them all down on the Internet. This person is awesome.

How to Relieve Stress
Suggestions on how to relieve stress. If anyone ever goes through with one of them, let me know. I'll bring the videocamera.

Special Interests and Shiznit

The Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
I'm a big movie/TV buff, and if you're one as well then you'll understand why I waste so much time on this website. Just type in your favorite movie or series title on the search box, look at its Memorable Quotes, Trivia, and Goofs and you'll be on your computer FOREVER. Muahaha.

IMDb Top 250 Movies of All Time
These are the best movies of all time, according to the IMDb user votes. You may not agree with the order, but you'll see that pretty much all the movies in this list are good, if not excellent. My goal is to watch them all. Do you think I'll make it? Tune in next week to find out! (I can't promise anything.)

Guitar Lessons for Beginners Archive
I literally learned how to play guitar from this website. It's pretty basic, but effective. All you need is your dad's old guitar and some free time, and loooots of patience. It's awesome, though. (If you want to get an actual guitar teacher, that is much better, lol. I don't have the discipline.)

Wholenote dot Com
A very awesome guitar website. Everything about learning how to play and guitar specifics.

Guitar Tab Universe
This is where I go to get guitar tabs. It's pretty grood. I mean good ... and great. Good and great.