since most fruit experiences i've had have been positive, instead of rating out of 10, i'll use the FRUITY scale. what is the FRUITY scale you ask?
well you bruce willis, let me break it down for you

F - feel like a better person after consuming
this be a special kind of fruit, the best of the best. they literally make me feel better after i eat them.

R - really good, yummy, tasty fruit
also very good, but just a notch under the famed F fruits

U - uhhhhh, it's pretty great
a fruit that i have very little to say other than it's great

I - improbable for me to reject
it's not my favourite fruit, but if someone offered me some, i'd still be happy to take it

T - tastebuds feel quite indifferent
not a particularly great fruit, i could see myself enjoying once in a while, but generally, it's mediocre

Y - yo get that away from my face
lowest echelon. bad fruit. do not want in 99.9% of circumstances.

alphabetical order, let's begin.

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APPLE - U

some apples are better than U, some are worse, averages out. pretty good fruit.

APRICOT - U

juicy, pleasant, easy to eat.

ASIAN PEAR - U

prefer non asian pears (not racist i promise) but theres this weird health soup thing with asian pear and it's very good

AVOCADO - F

millenial diet trash, but i really like it. good with all kinds of stuff. guacamole is bonus. i eat one every day

BANANA - R

very nice. you can freeze it, you can cook it, but just on its own it's amazing. banana peels are fun too

BITTER MELON - Y

1 bite and i was out. why would anyone want to eat 100% pure bitterness. ugly looking too.

BLACKBERRY - T

not a big fan. seeds get in my teeth. sour and not very sweet.

BLUEBERRY - R

nice, easy to eat. sweet and juicy, prevents cancer

BREADFRUIT - T

more of an experience than a desired serving of fruit. feels like a dry dense cake and tastes like vaporized weed

CANARYMELON - U

pretty good. it's like a milder canteloupe, slightly more sweet, but not as sweet as honeydew.

CANTELOUPE - I

not juicy enough, leaves weird feeling in mouth after eating a lot, but generally pretty good

CHERRY - I

tastes great, and makes for good ice cream flavour, but is a hassle to eat. texture is too fleshy

CLEMENTINE - R

oh my darling, very nice. sweet and juicy, i like the little tiny ones

COCONUT - T

it's a good food ingredient but on its own i dont really like it

CRANBERRY - T

cranberry sauce is good, craisins are good too, but i am not a big fan of the bitterness of a cranberry on its own

DATE - T

not great, but ladies if you want to date me, please contact me

DRAGONFRUIT - R

looks really badass, tastes like a mild kiwi, i really like it

DURIAN - I

people say that it tastes amazing, just overcome the smell, but imo the taste is only pretty good. texture is weird

FIG - I

looks real cool and that's about it.

GRAPEFRUIT - U

i like grapefruit fruit cups, those are good

GREEN GRAPES - U

addicting

GUAVA - U

great flavour, i like the candies even more

HAWTHORN - T

when it's on its own, not great. when it's candied on a stick, also not great

HONEYDEW - R

very nice, and my go to fruity bubble tea flavour

JACKFRUIT - I

tastes pretty good, but weird texture. mostly only find it canned in canada

KIWI - R

very nice, looks cool, the yellower the better

LEMON - T

lemon not meant to be eaten as fruit. low t.

LIME - T

like the lemon but less sweet. good in guac tho

LYCHEE - I

i absolutely love the taste of lychee but i think i am allergic and my mouth gets inflamed after 1 :(

MANDARIN - R

dont really know the difference between mandarin and clementine, other than it is slightly larger

MANGO - F

mango is the goat

MANGOSTEEN - R

its fun to crack open a cold one and eat it all up

NECTARINE - U

usually juicy and delicious, but quite often you get a bad one

ORANGE - U

tastes great but annoying to peel

PAPAYA - Y

if this fruit was as good as it is fun to say, it would be an F, but it tastes weird and meaty

PASSIONFRUIT - T

the taste is not great, and the texture is weird.

PEACH - U

i like the soft, juicy ones

PEAR - U

i like the soft, juicy ones

PERSIMMON - R

absolutely amazing taste, weird texture

PINEAPPLE - F

great fruit. good with everything. tenderizes meats. spongebob.

PLUM - U

good fruit, worst clue character

PLUOT - F

like liquid candy but in a fruit. so good.

POMEGRANATE - R

absolutely delicous but so annoying to eat

POMELO - I

like a dry grapefruit

PURPLE GRAPES - R

even more addicting

RAINIER CHERRY - U

a cherry but more colourful and really delicious

RAMBUTAN - F

like a lychee but i am not allergic. very good

RASPBERRY - I

it's alright but the seeds are annoying

STARFRUIT - U

i tried one from the grocery store and it was BAD but then i had a fresh one off of a tree and it was amazing

STRAWBERRY - R

very tasty

TANGELO - U

a slightly inconvenient tangerine. not bad tho

TANGERINE - R

i signed up for the free $50 then cancelled my account

WATERMELON - R

they make a nice sound when you crush them in mario sunshine

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