definitive list of things that aren't awesome
1. when adults do fortnite dances. ironically or unironically, it's just unfunny and uncomfortable.
2. when the hot dogs are sold in packets of 8 and the buns are sold as a batch of 6. i dont really buy hot dogs but if i did, it would be very inconvenient
3. if i walk to the beat of the song "take a walk" by passion pit, i am moving slower than my actual walking pace.
4. the downforeveryoneorjustme website that checks whether websites are running or not always says the website is running, regardless of the actual status.
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