Journeys

10 Thoughts to Bring Back from Alaska/Yukon

1. NALGENE for LIFE.

2. Beavers and Ducks. Cheers. (Spread the word!)

3. NEVER wear cotton.

4. Pissing behind trees is absolutely wonderful. Until the mosquitoes come. And you realize there’s no DEET on your Pe..

5. DEET EVERYTHING

6. Bears aren’t really that cute when you learn what they can do to you. Play dead for Grizzlies. But fight back the Black Bears, or they will eat you.

7. Forget the camera. The world here is on such a grand scale that there’s no hope for the camera lens to capture it.

8. Sourtoe Cocktails aren’t really sour.

9. CRAMPONS make you invincible.

10. Phenomenal.