__Funny Stuff__

**Math Songs written in
Grade 11**

- minus b ± square root

of the discriminoot

all over 2 of a

that’s the quadratic formulae

- to find the sum of arith-me-tic

to the formula you must stick

n times t_{1} + t_{n}

all over 2 now lets begin

- to find the geometric sum

this formula you must hum

a times (r to the ^{n}) minus 1

over r-1 Go

Calculate

Calculate

Oh how I want to procrastinate

To math class can’t be late

Boy, I love to calculate

- Here’s something you should know

S -O-H, C-A-H, T...O...A

Get your theta right *and you’ll be
okay**

* or *away*

This should be in TV but I love it and it's so freakin'
Funny!

**Blow Pop Commercial!
**
Take
1. "Fruit flavored candy on the outside, bubble gum on the inside. That's a
blow pop."

"Cherry, grape strawberry."

::whispers:: "Sour Apple." (kid smacks himself on the head).

"Watermelon." "TADA!"

"That's a blow pop. That's a blow pop!."

::whispers:: "Say, from Charms." "What?" "Cut! Cut!"

(please e-mail me if you've seen this commercial (rob@oneoo.tk)

**Progression of Insults:
**Start with random sentence. "Hey look its a can!"

Then start insulting!

"YOU'RE a can!"

"Your FACE is a can!"

"Your MOTHER's a can!"

"Your mutha's FACE is a can!"

**I've been playing Tales of Symphonia**
now for a while. It's really long... (check out BookClub for review) And it

has a rating of Teen, for Fantasy Violence, Language, and Suggestive Themes. And
rightly so! Here is a list of objectionable

words, phrases and actions (this is a joke... well the list is real, but i know
there are a lot worse stuff in other games...):

**-What the hell.
-Shaddup
-*Raine spanking her little brother Genis*
-Pissed
-Shut it!
-Shut up!
-Boy behind girl:Come on lets do that one thing *note symbol*
Girl:No, let go.
-Dammit!
-*Raine Bitch slaps her little brother coutless (like 5 or 6...) times*
-You Bastard!
-As you burn in hell
-Freaking
-Ass
-SOB
-Ah, Crap.
-Violent Demonic Banshee**