Math Songs written in Grade 11
- minus b Ī square root
of the discriminoot
all over 2 of a
thatís the quadratic formulae
- to find the sum of arith-me-tic
to the formula you must stick
n times t1 + tn
all over 2 now lets begin
- to find the geometric sum
this formula you must hum
a times (r to the n) minus 1
over r-1 Go
Oh how I want to procrastinate
To math class canít be late
Boy, I love to calculate
- Hereís something you should know
S -O-H, C-A-H, T...O...A
Get your theta right and youíll be okay*
* or away
This should be in TV but I love it and it's so freakin'
Blow Pop Commercial!
Take 1. "Fruit flavored candy on the outside, bubble gum on the inside. That's a blow pop."
"Cherry, grape strawberry."
::whispers:: "Sour Apple." (kid smacks himself on the head).
"That's a blow pop. That's a blow pop!."
::whispers:: "Say, from Charms." "What?" "Cut! Cut!"
(please e-mail me if you've seen this commercial (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Progression of Insults:
Start with random sentence. "Hey look its a can!"
Then start insulting!
"YOU'RE a can!"
"Your FACE is a can!"
"Your MOTHER's a can!"
"Your mutha's FACE is a can!"
I've been playing Tales of Symphonia
now for a while. It's really long... (check out BookClub for review) And it
has a rating of Teen, for Fantasy Violence, Language, and Suggestive Themes. And rightly so! Here is a list of objectionable
words, phrases and actions (this is a joke... well the list is real, but i know there are a lot worse stuff in other games...):
-What the hell.
-*Raine spanking her little brother Genis*
-Boy behind girl:Come on lets do that one thing *note symbol*
Girl:No, let go.
-*Raine Bitch slaps her little brother coutless (like 5 or 6...) times*
-As you burn in hell
-Violent Demonic Banshee