The Rob Store
The place to get all your Rob needs.
(yes even Rob has needs)

The Item of the week is:

Rob's Hardhat

It's my super awesome amazing hardhat of Simpsons glory!

Harder than a speeding bullet; Picturier than a collage; and a whole lot of simpson references!!!

This item is a working piece of art and has been used in such productions as Orientation 0T4!
So order yours now!

*To order this product or any of the quality products Rob Corp. makes:*
*E-mail roboneoo@hotmail.com.*
*Many charges will apply. And super-express delivery may soon be available
so that you get your purchase before you order.*
(/*Please refrain from robbing the Rob Store,
the pun is not appreciated by the manager*/)

Rob's Hardhat is
© 2004 Rob Corp.

Simpson ™ of Fox
UofT Eng. Soc. Crest is © UofT Eng. Soc.

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Our Item of last week is:

This is the very first Triple M game!
Now how did we at Rob Corp. develop a game for the NES (1985~1990) using triple M (2004~3008)?
Well....

The time engineers at Rob Corp. have managed to go back in time
(previously they have only been able to go forward)
and make this great game that is totally out-dated!

There were some delays, since the creation of this game killed
some of the engineers grandparents, but it is finally here.

The game is right now only available in Japanese, and was never released in North America,
but time-travelers are working on it right now, and English versions should be available before i am born.

To order this product or any of the quality products Rob Corp. makes.
E-mail roboneoo@hotmail.com.
Many charges will apply. And super-express delivery may soon be available
so that you get your purchase before you order.

Trip Lem, The Rob Store, Rob Corp. and Time-Travel are
© 2004 Rob Corp.
Nintendo and that Stamp and probably the background game are
™ of Nintendo

And thanks to Dan for his superb cut and paste!
And thanks to me for the good snap and click!