A Baby's Life:

  Way to go baby! It got the cottage door opened and headed off to a new life. He becomes Valedictorian of his graduating class, goes to Scalding Lake State, gets a degree in Advanced Peasantry and lands a job at Thatch-Pro: building better cottages for a better tomorrow.
  You grow apart and the letters from him become fewer and fewer. He develops a severe mead problem and blames you for never being there.