Atilla the Pun

You know i like a good pun. Or even a bad one... So here are a bunch i got a while back. (some might not be puns, but i'd say they're close enough...)

How do crazy people go through the forest?
    -They take the psycho path
How do you get holy water?
    -Boil the hell out of it
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
    -"Dam!"
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
    -Polaroids
What do prisoners use to call each other?
    -Cell phones
What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?
    -National Dyslexics Association
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
    -A stick
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
    -Nacho Cheese
What do you call Santa's helpers?
    -Subordinate Clauses
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
    -Quatro sinko
What do you get from a pampered cow?
    -Spoiled milk
What do you get when yo ucross a snowman with a vampire?
    -Frostbite
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
    -A pool table
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    -A nervous wreck
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
    -Anyone can roast beef
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
    -Right where you left him
Where do you get virgin wool from?
    -Ugly sheep
Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook?
    -They all have phones
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
    -They're trying to get away from the noise
Why do Gorillas have big nostrils?
    -Because they have big fingers
What is a zebra?
    -26 sizes larger than a "A" bra
Did you hear about the flasher that was thinking about retiring?
    -He decided to stick it out for one more year
What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
    -A dog that runs for help... after he bites your leg off
What does it mean when the flag is at half staff at the post office?
    -They're hiring
What kind of coffee was served on the Titantic?
    -Sanka