Hello there! C'mon in. Take a seat. Have some egg nog. What's that you say? You don't like egg nog?!? Well, there's hot chocolate for the likes of you.

As you can see, we've gone and all fancied-upped the place. We've got a star. We've got some light snow. Heck, we've even got what could pass for a yule tree if you're feeling generous. And since it's Christmastime, you should be feeling generous.

So, Merry Christmas! That's really why I brought you here, you know? To wish you and yours the very best of the season. May this Christmas bring you all the joy and peace and hope infused into this world on that day some two thousand years ago. God bless.

And that's it. Thanks for stopping by. What's that you say? The gift? Yes, that's right, Jesus is the gift. What do you mean, "Not that gift." Oh. The gift I promised. Right.

Of course I didn't forget. In fact, if I didn't give it to you, you'd never be able make sense of the title up top

See, here's what I did. I listened to hundreds dozens several albums of Christmas music. Then I thought of all my favourite Christmas songs of years past. Then I did some picking and choosing and made a compilation. And you get to listen to it.

Isn't that fantastic? Trust me, it is.

So, click here (~80 MB) to download it.

And if that link becomes overused and grungy like the fake Christmas tree you've been putting up year after year, try this one.

And one last time, before you go, Merry Christmas!