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 YELLOW BACKGROUNDS
 FLEECE
 K/C/J/E POP
 BRAVEHEART WANNABES
 9:05
 TACKY RING TONES
 ARCSIN
 ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, BOTH
 THE N IN BETWEEN
 9.8 m/s
 
 
 

4. AWESOME 10
 

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 SPELL CHEQUE
 MASS
SHOTS
 TEN AND TWELVE
 BOCA 2 RIVER 0
 CTRL Z
 ALTERNATIVE ALTERNATIVE
 YOYOS
 RANDOMNESS
 MODUS TOLLENS
 GREEN APPLE JONES SODA


 

3. GAMES

USHUAIA, VALPOLICELLA, WURST, XAVA, YOYO AND ZUCCHINI ARE STANDING IN A LINE.  IF THE TEMPERATURE IS BELOW 20, A PERSON WHO LIKES EATING SPINACH FLAVORED ICE CREAM WILL STAND BEHIND THE PERSON WHO IS 3 SPOTS AHEAD OF THE PERSON WHO IS 4 SPOTS BEHIND THE NESTEA ADDICT.  BUT IF A DOG STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN MEOWING, THEN THE TEMPERATURE WILL BE OVER 15 IF AND ONLY IF WURST IS HITTING USHUAIA IN THE HEAD FROM BEHIND.  NOW IF YOYO WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A HANGOVER THEN SHE WAS PARTYING LAST NIGHT, AND PARTIERS ALWAYS COME IN FIRST.  IF XAVA IS AHEAD OF ZUCCHINI AND THE BAY IS NOT HAVING A SALE ON VACUUM CLEANER BAGS, E=MC.  HOW MANY PEOPLE COULD BE STANDING FOURTH?

A. 2
B. 3
C. 5
D. 6
E.  WHO CARES?

 

2. OIF

DOWN UNDER THE 49, THE BELLIGERENT  VOICE OF THE DONKEY ARES.  BENT ON CARPETING THE CRIB OF CIVILIZATION, AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX.  BB LEMMINGS HEAR THE CALL YET ELVIS IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.  THREE MONKEYS, FOUR SHIPS AND THE FAT MYOPIC BURNS FEED OFF THE CORPSES.   CORRUPT PSEUDO-SMITHIES TILT THE WORLD TO THE RIGHT.  THEY STOLE MAGELLAN'S SHORTCUT, WASHED THEIR HANDS IN A 30K L TANK OF RED.  THE SWEET SMELL OF  HYPOCRISY, SELFISHNESS AND THE PURSUIT OF SHAMELESS CORRUPTION.  CHAUCER IS PROUD.

 

1. DREAM

I PEERED INTO PLATO'S HEAVEN AND I SAW A TRISECTED ANGLE RUNNING AROUND, TOO BAD I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.  WYNDHAM'S NOVELS GIVE ME NIGHTMARES, I DREAMT OF ZOMBIE KIDS AFTER MIDWICH CUCKOOS.  THIS SENTENCE HAS EIGHT WORDS AND FIVE SECONDS.  BLUE RED GREEN BLACK.  UTOPIA: A PLACE WITH LOTS OF CHOCOLATE, LIKE A HERSHEYS FACTORY.  SERIOUSLY, WHO REALLY FRAMED RR?  THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD.  IMPACT RULES.  THE MORE YOU STUDY THE MORE YOU KNOW THE MORE YOU KNOW THE MORE YOU FORGET THE MORE... STOP IT IT'S GETTING OLD.  I NEED SLEEP.