The Bagpuss ScripturesIncluded below for your mandatory enlightenment are sample excerpts from the glorious texts of the Bagpuss Bible, provided to us ignorant mortals by Bagpuss in great anger! The Bagpuss DemandmentsBagpuss Reveals the Wonders of the AfterlifeThe Awakening of Bagpuss and the Creation of the Universe
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