debbie [DEB-ee] noun a species of domesticated chicken.
Notwithstanding that its most productive hours span between 1-5AM, it is resultant of its antisocial inclinations combined with its tendancy to be an "arrogant bastard with a morbid sense of humour" that makes debbie rather unapproachable and often misunderstood. However those who genuinely invest time familiarizing themselves with it--without being clingy or repetitive--will discover that debbie actually feels bad when it comes across as an "arrogant bastard".

Name: debbie
Since: July 10th, 1991
From: Canada
Studying: Engineering

Colour: green
Animal: chicken
Food: salmon sashimi, dumplings, green tea ice cream
Subject: Physics, Chemistry
Music: video game battle themes
Film: The Elegant Universe
Hobbies: ping pong, drawing, decapitating fruit flies

Colour: pink, light blue
Animal: cats
Subject: french, music, biology
Music: human voice (particularly sappy whiny high-pitched voices), girls trying to sound cute, slutty gasps of breath
Misc: Hello Kitty, Harry Potter, human feet, "watching others with better social skills (but less intelligence or technical skill) do better professionally"