Joke, the first:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
<Punchline coming soon...>
Death Row
A musician was sitting on death row. On the day of his scheduled death, he asked for nothing more than to sing his favourite song one last time.
The guards accepted his final request.
So the musician sang, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall, one billion bottles of beer..."
That's all for tonight. I have to stop naming the jokes...it takes up most of the time!
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