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Joke, the first: Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? <Punchline coming soon...> Death Row A musician was sitting on death row. On the day of his scheduled death, he asked for nothing more than to sing his favourite song one last time. The guards accepted his final request. So the musician sang, "One billion bottles of beer on the wall, one billion bottles of beer..."
That's all for tonight. I have to stop naming the jokes...it takes up most of the time!
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Generous Drunk
A guy walked into a bar and said, "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender."
But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have money, so the bartender beat him up.
The next day the guy did the same thing: he ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat him up since the guy couldn't pay.
Then the next day, the guy said, "Beers for everyone! But not you, bartender!"
The bartender said, "Why?"
The guy replied, "You're violent when you're drunk!"