Mindless Reading

Why I want one of the swords from the home shopping Channel
by Pumpkin Smasher

The Shit List
Ever take a shit, get up, turn around, and notice something different about what just came out of you? If you think something's wrong with your shit, look it up here, and if it's not here, become worried.

You gotta love the kind of people you find on the internet...

Deep Thoughts
by Jack Handy

Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
by Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Rules"
I didn't write them...but they are actually really true.