I AM CHINESE!!!

Hey,

I’m not a rice farmer or a dim sum expert.


I’m not white or black and I don’t always eat at Chinese Restaurant,


I'm not as smart as the President of China


But I’m certain he is very very smart.


I don’t live in Beijing, Hong Kong, or Shanghai.


I speak Chinese not Japanese.


And it’s pronounces Gong Hay Fat Choi, not Gong Hay F*** Choi.


I can proudly sew my country flag on my backpack.


I believe in Reincarnation, not black magic.


And that Confucius was a truly noble, intelligent philosopher


It’s a packet, not an envelope!!!


It’s a moon cake, not a cookie!!!


And I truly believe that is the year of Lamb.


No, I don’t know Kung Fu.


If I did, I would beat you up by now!!!


China is the first nation of intelligence,


And has the most population in the World.


My name is Simon Wong,


AND I AM CHINESE...

Thank you!!!