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SkuleTM Yell
Toike Oike, Toike Oike,
Ollum te cholum te chay.
SkuleTM of Science, SkuleTM of Science,
Hurray, hurray, hurray.
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers,
We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers,
Drink rum (straight), drink rum (straight) and come along with us,
For we don't give a damn for any damn man who don't give a damn for us!
Yay SkuleTM!
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A Soldier's Tale
A sol-, a sol- a soldier I will be
Two pis-, two pis-, two pistols on my knee
For cu-, for cu-, for curiosity
As we fight for the old count-, fight for the old count-, fight for the old country!
Harass, harass, harass him in the dark
Each hit, EACH HIT, each hit will finds its mark
A hor-, a hor-, a horse will carry me
As we fight for the old count-, fight for the old count-, fight for the old country!
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Why Are We Waiting?
To the tune of Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Why are we waiting? Why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting? Oh, why do we wait?
Why are we waiting? We could be integrating...
Why are we waiting? Why are we waiting?
Oh, why are we waiting? Oh, why do we wait?
Where are we going? Where are we going?
Oh, where are we going? Oh, where do we go?
Where are we going? At least it isn't snowing...
Where are we going? Where are we going?
Oh, where are we going? Oh, where do we go?
We want attention. We want attention.
Oh, we want attention. Oh, we want attention.
We want attention. At least an honourable mention...
We want attention. We want attention.
Oh, we want attention. Oh, we want attention.
We're out of verses. We're out of verses
Oh, we're out of verses. Oh, we're out of verses.
We're out of verses. 'Cause nobody ever rehearses.
We're out of verses. We're out of verses
Oh, we're out of verses. Oh, we're out of verses.
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Mathie's Cheer
ex dy/dx, ex dx
Secant, tangent, cosine, sine, 3.14159
Square root, cube root, QED, slip stick, slide rule, pphhtt UC!
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You're An Artsie
Various versions posted
You're and artsie, you're an artsie, you look stupid drinking beer...
You're a loser with no future 'cause you're not an engineer!
You're and artsie, you're an artsie, you're an artsie overjoyed...
But you'll always be an artsie 'cause you'll never be employed!
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Miscellaneous
For use against rival colleges who suck... big time
You can't spell SUCK without UC!
Trin, Trin, your daddy got you in!
Hey, hey, it's okay! You will all work for us one day!
Artsies SUCK!
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