Introducing...
The world-famous, quintuple prize-winning, sextuple record-setting, TSE crashing, football field dashing, alcohol stashing, Oktoberfest bashing, joke rehashing, fountain splashing, Jumbotron flashing, Royal York trashing, stealth-BNAD stalking, imposter-BNAD mocking, Con Hall shocking, Gradball rocking, United Way walking, Scavenger Hunt jocking, hockey game shocking, chariot race clocking, Speaker's Corner talking; pop machine filling, ready and willing, Crown Royal swilling, "Yo, we just chilling"; CN Tower ascending, Cannon defending, peace-and-quiet ending, many patents pending; Coke machine wiring, world takeover conspiring, instrument acquiring, fear inspiring, introduction is tiring; seven-year-old scotch decanting, all nude all the time!!! Vanier Cup rejectin', premium beer selectin', Godiva ressurectin', tastes good with Pectin; Wheel of Fortune spinning, stereo winning; mad integrating, Nathan Phillips skating, AramarkTM hating, triple X rating! Yonge St. crusing, Varsity Bluesing, eardrum bruising, music abusing, Blue Jay enthusing, referee accusing, rum and Coke oozing, Hart House Farm carousing, Iron Ring pursuing, Pratt Building, Four Seasons, Skydome, Eaton Centre, CN Tower, Innis Condo, Scarborough RT, Bahen Center for I.T., SKULETM Nite, Spadina Streetcar AND Sheppard Subway openings...
AND SUBWAY CLOSING
... The Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad! Marching Gregorian Chant Society, Renegade Musical Terrorists, and White Noise Brigade!
~ The LGMB (you know you love 'em!) in the F!rosh Handbook -- The 0T8 Edition!
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